themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

image

official-mens-frights-activist:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

end bi lion erasure

official-mens-frights-activist:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

end bi lion erasure

intersouls:

hex-girlfriend:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

i only wish this was longer

OMG

I think Tina Fey is Maggie

"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

This is absolutely the most correct thing I’ve ever read.

(via h-ann1bal)